studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

myrtos:

http://myrtos.co.vu/

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

dollsofbeauty:

When someone eats the thing you’ve been keeping for later.

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
  • lvrnemalvo:

    monobeartheater:

    arcticmowsy:

    aerostarmonk:

    The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

    oh my god

    i just do not understand this post what even

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    heteroh:

    deadcyberbitch:

    I HATE HORMONES 

    really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

    heliolisk:

    bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?